{"product_id":"santas-helper-sign","title":"Santa's Helper Sign","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFunny Double-Sided Christmas Wood Sign – Santa's Little Helper \u0026amp; They Whine I Wine\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause Christmas Spirit Comes in Many Forms... Sometimes in a Wine Glass.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey whine. I wine. And Santa? Well, he knows who his REAL little helper is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLet's be serious. The holidays are magical, beautiful, and filled with joy... until someone starts complaining about the wrapping paper, the Christmas cookies disappear, or the family asks what's for dinner for the 47th time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat's where our Funny Double-Sided Christmas Wooden Sign comes in!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing TWO cheeky holiday sayings, this rustic farmhouse Christmas sign is perfect for anyone who loves festive decorations, sarcastic humor, and a well-deserved glass of wine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSide One: \"Santa's Little Helper\" Because sometimes Santa's favorite assistant needs a little liquid motivation to survive the holiday madness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSide Two: \"They Whine, I Wine\" A gentle reminder that when everyone else starts whining, you've got a much better plan.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTwo sayings. One fabulous sign. Zero holiday drama required. (Okay, maybe a little.) Double the Christmas Cheer, Double the Sass! Why choose between two funny Christmas decorations when you can have both?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur reversible wooden Christmas sign features a charming distressed wood frame with festive typography and playful cocktail glass illustrations. Simply turn the sign around whenever you're ready to switch up your holiday mood!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe neutral background, rustic wood finish, and classic red accents make this funny farmhouse Christmas decoration easy to incorporate into almost any holiday decorating style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether your home is traditional Christmas, modern farmhouse, rustic country, or full-blown Christmas chaos, this little sign fits right in.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMeasures 6x6x1.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThick wooden frame allows them to stand up on their own for display or be hung on the wall.  \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGreat holiday gift for\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eWine-loving moms and grandmas\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBest friends with a sarcastic sense of humor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChristmas party hostesses\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCoworkers and office gift exchanges\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny Secret Santa and White Elephant gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFarmhouse home décor lovers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnyone who appreciates funny Christmas decorations\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Gia Roma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":68174205878403,"sku":"sku-40928576602289","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0696\/9779\/8275\/files\/RusticChristmasCocktailSigns.png?v=1793380363","url":"https:\/\/redravencandleco.com\/products\/santas-helper-sign","provider":"Red Raven Candle Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}